Before I moved to San Francisco, a bunch of us went to awesome Vietnamese megacomplex Fubonn, where Corey found some sort of soda called Sars(i)! If you've never been to Fubonn (82nd Ave & Powell), it's the only place I know of where you can buy delicious bubble tea, a rice dispensing machine the size of your house, giant marble statues (don't climb!) and Swap Meet Louie all under one roof. The grocery store also features the largest freezer case of fake meat items I've ever seen.

Also, you can ride on a giant donkey if your boyfriend makes you.